Welcome To Donkey
Don't Be An Ass, Be A Donkey!
Contract: 2Cby1235ofVuPUeYQtMYCpYXz6neFnTJFWGeEGKmVgmH
Don't Be An Ass, Be A Donkey!
Making Crypto Inefficient Again!
-Random token Buybacks called "stimulus.
- airdrops Special "money machine" burning events.
- Community inflation feature.
- Promises that totally will be kept this time.
- Safe With Burned Liquidity, No Politics can change that.
- Emergency U-turn protocol.
- Dramatic dips bought by "totally real" buyers.
- Special effects for pretending to do something.
- Professional virtue signaling mechanisms.
- Automatic applause generator.
- Price only goes up (in our imagination).
- "Trust me bro" technical analysis.
- Runs on pure hopium and good intentions.
- Powered by renewable promises.
donkey's dedicated as the de-facto democrat community. kamala harris and the dummy-crats are not ready for
our kick-ass mascot!
sometimes the best mascots come from criticism. This is the way of the donkey.
